# What If Minecraft Mobs Were Real?

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-06-29T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME5633391241.mp3?updated=1777361483
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Duration seconds: 800

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POV: you’re home alone and suddenly there’s a Creeper in your hallway. At first it’s funny… then your house basically turns into hardcore mode IRL. Endermen stealing stuff, zombies everywhere, and absolute chaos every 2 seconds. Honestly after this I’m never playing Minecraft the same again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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