# POV: Your New Family Are Vampires

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-05-27T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME4174118349.mp3
Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME4174118349.mp3
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Duration seconds: 660

## Resource

What happens when a normal girl gets adopted by a mysterious vampire family? From creepy family dinners and dark secrets to gothic transformations and supernatural chaos, this vampire story turns stranger with every moment. #vampire #vampirefamily #makeover Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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