# My GIRLFRIEND is a VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE Has a CRUSH on Me | Love Story

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-05-16T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME9314309973.mp3?updated=1763370858
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Duration seconds: 521

## Resource

Imagine that one day you find out that your CRUSH is a VAMPIRE 🧛‍♀️ Could you still love your GIRLFRIEND and accept her? Watch how our heroes deal with that CHALLENGE in our new video! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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