# My Boyfriend Is a Vampire… So I Became One Too

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-06-13T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME1000528182.mp3?updated=1773034817
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Duration seconds: 535

## Resource

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