# My boyfriend is a Vampire. I Become a Vampire

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-07-18T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME8533567890.mp3
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Duration seconds: 660

## Resource

I thought my boyfriend was just a little mysterious... until I discovered his biggest secret-he's a vampire! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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