# Mermaid in a Vampire Hospital! Funny Medical Hacks & Crazy Situations

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-07-25T11:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 559

## Resource

What happens when a mermaid ends up in a hospital full of vampires? 🏥🩸 Dive into a hilarious adventure packed with funny medical situations, creative DIY hacks, unexpected transformations, and magical surprises. Can the mermaid escape, or will the vampires have other plans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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