# If My Girlfriend Was a Cat

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-06-06T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME6585009409.mp3?updated=1772527545
Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME6585009409.mp3?updated=1772527545
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Duration seconds: 1092

## Resource

My girlfriend doesn’t act like a cat… she is a cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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