# I Was Adopted by a Vampire Family

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-09-16T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME9657681937.mp3?updated=1775632953
Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME9657681937.mp3?updated=1775632953
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Duration seconds: 660

## Resource

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