# Dead Narratives, Bad Play Calls and Worse Takes | Ep. 247 Jan. 5th, 2026

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Podcast: [Group of Five Guys' Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/group-of-five-guys-podcast-4191813)
Published: 2026-01-13T02:03:00+00:00
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## Resource

On this episode of The Group of Five Guys Podcast, The GOFG discusses The CFP and how these games have destroyed media narratives against the G5, Offensive Coordinators seem to panic in big games, and how legacy media is completely out of touch with reality.

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