# April 1st 2026 News Update

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Podcast: [Grand Sumo Breakdown](https://stenobird.com/podcast/grand-sumo-breakdown-1029274)
Published: 2026-04-01T15:25:10+00:00
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## Resource

Some very serious news for the most serious day of the serious year. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

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