# Japan’s Most Unhinged News Today. Shrine Thieves, Serial Slappers & Giant Raccoon Balls

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Podcast: [Got Faded Japan](https://stenobird.com/podcast/got-faded-japan-312256)
Published: 2026-05-13T00:55:29+00:00
Episode link: https://gotfadedjapankrew.podbean.com/e/japan-s-most-unhinged-news-today-shrine-thieves-serial-slappers-giant-raccoon-balls/
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Episode 809 In this absolutely unhinged installment of Got Faded Japan, Johnny and Tom hit the studio bright and early, fueled by molten-hot coffee and running at full throttle. The boys dive headfirst into another week of Japan’s strangest, wildest, and most straight-up WTF news stories. The laughs come fast, the banter hits hard, and then MOFO BOOM! the headlines explode like chaos grenades. This week’s madness includes: Two dudes absolutely destroy their karma by stealing goodies from shrines A serial slapper breaking into the wrong house Giant raccoon balls somehow becoming toys?! And that’s just the beginning…. It’s outrageous, ridiculous, and packed wall-to-wall with the raw chaos you’ve come to expect from Got Faded Japan. You seriously can’t make this stuff up. Get ready for another action-packed, laugh-out-loud insane episode. FADE ON! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Supporting GOT FADED JAPAN ON PATREON directly supports keeping this show going and fueled with booze, seriously could you imagine the show sober??Neither can we!SUPPORT GFJ at: https://www.patreon.com/gotfadedjapan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS AND SUPPORT THE SHOW!!!! 1. THE SPILT INK: Experience art, buy art and get some original art commissioned at: SITE:https://www.thespiltink.com/ INSTAGRAM:@thespiltink YouTube:https://youtu.be/J5-TnZLc5jE?si=yGX4oflyz_dZo74m -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. MITSUYA LIQUOR in ASAGAYA: "The BEST beer shop and standing beer bar in Tokyo!"1 Chome- 13 -17 Asagayaminami, Suginami Tokyo 166-0004 Tel & Fax: 0303314-6151Email: Error! Hyperlink reference not valid. ----------------------------…

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