# S2E1: Pick Up Sticks

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Podcast: [Good Morning Evildoers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544)
Published: 2025-06-20T20:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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Duration seconds: 617

## Resource

Greetings, delicious humans! Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious peril, but you do you. In this episode, a righteously indignant internet reporter, a health update on Coelacanth, and Winifred back to her daily announcements. Please enjoy. We’ll know if you don’t. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season’s…ah…shenanigans, she’s ready to help you with all your Hideous Resources needs. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Perceive us at Instagram , Bluesky , Slasher , and Tumblr . Yes, Tumblr. Stop laughing or it’s into the ball pit with you. We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi . Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine. Bye-bye now.

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