# Good Morning Evildoers Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544.md RSS feed: https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/ Official site: https://good-morning-evildoers.captivate.fm Author: Good Morning Evildoers Episodes: 26 ## Resource Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildo… ## Machine-readable JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/good-morning-evildoers-7075544 Markdown: https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544.md ## Episodes - [S3E4: My True Account](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e4-my-true-account) — 2026-05-09T11:00:00+00:00 - [S3E3: Light Denied](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e3-light-denied) — 2026-04-13T10:00:00+00:00 - [S3E2: This World Dark and Wide](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e2-this-world-dark-and-wide) — 2026-03-30T10:00:00+00:00 - [S3E1: How My Light is Spent](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s3e1-how-my-light-is-spent) — 2026-03-13T22:45:00+00:00 - [S2E6: The Loneliest Number](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e6-the-loneliest-number) — 2025-12-21T23:30:00+00:00 - [S2E5: Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e5-ashes-to-asphalt-records-too) — 2025-08-29T15:00:00+00:00 - [S2E4: Can I See Your ID?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e4-can-i-see-your-id) — 2025-08-15T17:45:00+00:00 - [S2E3: Only This & Nothing More](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e3-only-this-nothing-more) — 2025-08-01T14:00:00+00:00 - [S2E2: The Homunculi Thrive](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e2-the-homunculi-thrive) — 2025-07-18T14:00:00+00:00 - [S2E1: Pick Up Sticks](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e1-pick-up-sticks) — 2025-06-20T20:30:00+00:00 - [S2E0: Meditations for Evildoers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s2e0-meditations-for-evildoers) — 2025-06-14T23:15:00+00:00 - [S1E13: Things to Do in Denver When You're Undead Part 2](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e13-things-to-do-in-denver-when-you-re-undead-part-2) — 2025-04-17T15:30:00+00:00 - [S1E12: Things To Do In Denver When You're Undead Pt. 1](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e12-things-to-do-in-denver-when-you-re-undead-pt-1) — 2025-04-03T14:15:00+00:00 - [S1 E11: DOA at DIA](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1-e11-doa-at-dia) — 2025-03-20T14:35:00+00:00 - [S1E10: Bite Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e10-bite-club) — 2025-03-06T14:30:00+00:00 - [S1E9: Lunch & Lurk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e9-lunch-lurk) — 2025-02-20T13:45:00+00:00 - [S1E8: You Say It's Your Birthday](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e8-you-say-it-s-your-birthday) — 2025-02-06T14:00:00+00:00 - [S1E7: Inhuman Resources](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e7-inhuman-resources) — 2025-01-23T14:30:00+00:00 - [S1E6: You Can't Spell Horror Without HR](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e6-you-can-t-spell-horror-without-hr) — 2025-01-09T22:30:00+00:00 - [BONUS: S1 Soundscape](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/bonus-s1-soundscape) — 2025-01-02T15:45:00+00:00 - [S1E5: It Puts Promotion On Its Skin](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e5-it-puts-promotion-on-its-skin) — 2024-12-26T19:30:00+00:00 - [S1E4: En Cryptid](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e4-en-cryptid) — 2024-12-12T14:00:00+00:00 - [S1E3: Animosity is the Best Policy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e3-animosity-is-the-best-policy) — 2024-11-27T15:00:00+00:00 - [S1E2: Tik Tok, Time for Long Pig](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1e2-tik-tok-time-for-long-pig) — 2024-11-14T15:00:00+00:00 - [S1 E1: We All Scream for Eyes](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-morning-evildoers-7075544/s1-e1-we-all-scream-for-eyes) — 2024-10-31T15:00:00+00:00 ## Actions Episode pages expose an explicit `request_transcript` action. 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