# #271 - Shark Wank

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Podcast: [Good Banter with Tom Siegert and Evan Hocking](https://stenobird.com/podcast/good-banter-with-tom-siegert-and-evan-hocking-858404)
Published: 2026-04-09T14:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://goodbanter.libsyn.com/271-shark-wank
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Duration seconds: 3706

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Timmy's in Rad-elaide and Ivan is down in Morno. The fellers are discussing how you'd wank off a shark and they've been invited to a Bantido wedding in the Barossa. Timmy's family are left disappointed again as they leave him to book their Adelaide accomodation. Timmy heads into the Royal Children's Hospital with Tam and Harry to chat Hot Cross Buns on 3AW and also debriefs us on something bizarre at a gig he witnessed. Sit back, relax and enjoy some "Good Banter" Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

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