# Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?

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Podcast: [Golf Is Ruining My Life](https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131)
Published: 2026-03-26T00:01:00+00:00
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I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone. With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today’s Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it’s Thursday so expect a thorough rummaging in the email inbox. ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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