# Phantom ARM Johnnies

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Podcast: [Golf Is Ruining My Life](https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131)
Published: 2026-07-22T23:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG1747238505.mp3
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Duration seconds: 2249

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