# MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/masters-2026-day-one Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/masters-2026-day-one.md Podcast: [Golf Is Ruining My Life](https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131) Published: 2026-04-10T01:34:00+00:00 Episode link: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG7440920692.mp3?updated=1775785588 Audio file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG7440920692.mp3?updated=1775785588 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/episodes/masters-2026-day-one Duration seconds: 2226 ## Resource Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas! We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah? Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/episodes/masters-2026-day-one/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/golf-is-ruining-my-life-5208131/masters-2026-day-one.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.