# Allan Funk Did WHAT On The Road?! Wrestling Stories We Shouldn’t Tell - Goldy's Close EPS #292 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldy-s-closet-7069878/allan-funk-did-what-on-the-road-wrestling-stories-we-shouldn-t-tell-goldy-s-close-eps-292 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldy-s-closet-7069878/allan-funk-did-what-on-the-road-wrestling-stories-we-shouldn-t-tell-goldy-s-close-eps-292.md Podcast: [Goldy's Closet](https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldy-s-closet-7069878) Published: 2026-05-08T11:04:06+00:00 Episode link: https://art19.com/shows/goldys-closet Audio file: https://pdcn.co/e/podgo.simplecastaudio.com/818feac7-f18e-4431-88db-dcaae6451caf/episodes/ea2b8aab-f084-4cdb-9e6c-8cb9b22f8ec7/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=818feac7-f18e-4431-88db-dcaae6451caf&awEpisodeId=ea2b8aab-f084-4cdb-9e6c-8cb9b22f8ec7&feed=usmX69od Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/goldy-s-closet-7069878/episodes/allan-funk-did-what-on-the-road-wrestling-stories-we-shouldn-t-tell-goldy-s-close-eps-292 Duration seconds: 4737 ## Resource Goldy Locks interviews Alan Funk, a professional wrestler known for his time in WCW and TNA. The conversation covers Alan's early influences, particularly Hulk Hogan, his experiences with steroids in wrestling, and the impact of WWE's acquisition of WCW. Alan shares personal anecdotes about his journey, the challenges of being an independent contractor, and the camaraderie within the wrestling community. The episode provides a candid look at the realities of the wrestling business, including career highs and lows, and concludes with reflections on future aspirations. In this engaging conversation, Goldy Locks shares candid stories from her wrestling career, reflecting on personal growth, past mistakes, and the challenges of navigating relationships in the wrestling world. She discusses the wild experiences on the road, health scares that changed her perspective, and her current life as a truck driver. The dialogue also touches on the complexities of trust and commitment, revealing a jaded view shaped by past experiences. Ultimately, Goldy expresses gratitude for her fans and looks forward to future collaborations. • Alan Funk shares his early experiences in wrestling. • The influence of Hulk Hogan on aspiring wrestlers. • Discussion on the use of steroids in wrestling. • Reflections on the acquisition of WCW by WWE. • Transitioning from WCW to TNA and the challenges faced. • The reality of being an independent contractor in wrestling. • Insights into the culture and camaraderie in wrestling. • The importance of resilience in the wrestling business. • Mistakes from the past have shaped her into a better person. • She emphasizes the importance of not letting relationships cloud one's dreams. • The conversation reveals a jaded perspective on love and commitment. Chapters… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/goldy-s-closet-7069878/episodes/allan-funk-did-what-on-the-road-wrestling-stories-we-shouldn-t-tell-goldy-s-close-eps-292/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldy-s-closet-7069878/allan-funk-did-what-on-the-road-wrestling-stories-we-shouldn-t-tell-goldy-s-close-eps-292.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.