# Part horror podcast, part carpet documentary, mostly complete nonsense. 🎬 👹 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/part-horror-podcast-part-carpet-documentary-mostly-complete-nonsense Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/part-horror-podcast-part-carpet-documentary-mostly-complete-nonsense.md Podcast: [Goldie Lookin Chain](https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030) Published: 2026-03-12T18:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/goldie-lookin-chain/episodes/69ab0bf1f6d1583bb8d785f6 Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/e/69ab0bf1f6d1583bb8d785f6/media.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/episodes/part-horror-podcast-part-carpet-documentary-mostly-complete-nonsense Duration seconds: 1768 ## Resource Watch the full video on Patreon This week the boys are joined by filmmaker  Kieran Edwards , the man responsible for the horror film  Blood Demons  â€” which also happens to feature Goldie Lookin Chain getting murdered by vampires after smoking suspicious weed on a beach near Newport lighthouse. Naturally the conversation goes completely off the rails. Expect stories about filming on a farmer’s field, cows watching the shoot, carpets from Kidderminster (apparently the carpet capital of the world), and the lads’ surprisingly deep knowledge of vintage Hammer horror films. There’s also memories of GLC appearing on TV shows like  Buzzcocks ,  The Weakest Link , and accidentally getting drunk before going live on  Newsnight . Plus: 🎬 Horror film chat and favourite scary movies 🎤 GLC’s brief acting careers 🧠 A quiz called  Beat The Bear 👹 New horror audio series  Lucifer’s Tales of Doom BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/episodes/part-horror-podcast-part-carpet-documentary-mostly-complete-nonsense/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030/part-horror-podcast-part-carpet-documentary-mostly-complete-nonsense.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.