# Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.

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Podcast: [Goldie Lookin Chain](https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030)
Published: 2026-02-06T07:00:00+00:00
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Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them. 🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill 🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori 🚌 The true meaning of  Kiosk 113  and where the other 112 kiosks went 🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea 🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul 🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best) 🕺  Welcome to Germany  and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience 🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME 🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm 🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones 🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled 🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement 🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint) 🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear 🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off 🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed  and filmed 🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women 🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos 💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head 🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously) 📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band  Radioa…

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