# "You Can't Ride The Death Elevator" Feat. Tom Ballard and David Quirk

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Podcast: [Glue Factory Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/glue-factory-podcast-6747487)
Published: 2026-05-14T07:27:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/NSR4393774625.mp3
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Duration seconds: 2718

## Resource

This week we're joined by Aussie Comedians Tom Ballard and David Quirk! We talk punk rock cricket, being touched between the headrests, debuting a new Minogue, Paisley Park and The New Radicals. Check out the bonus patreon exclusive episode with 40 minutes of extra content at https://www.patreon.com/posts/158124411 WE NOW HAVE MERCH! Get your Glue t-shirts, mugs and totes in time for Christmas here (discount code for Patrons is on the Patreon): https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/glue-factory Olga’s tour dates can be found here: https://www.rocknrolga.com/ Milo’s tour dates can be found here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Follow us online to get Glue-related clips and updates: https://linktr.ee/gluefactorypod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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