# Episode 26: Happy Birthday, Columbine! Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/gladiodrome-7596466/episode-26-happy-birthday-columbine Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/gladiodrome-7596466/episode-26-happy-birthday-columbine.md Podcast: [GLADIODROME](https://stenobird.com/podcast/gladiodrome-7596466) Published: 2026-04-21T02:39:50+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gladiodrome/episodes/Episode-26-Happy-Birthday--Columbine-e3i74t5 Audio file: https://anchor.fm/s/10c09ef04/podcast/play/118772069/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-3-21%2F4f434f30-7778-881c-0b9d-05f749df5f24.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/gladiodrome-7596466/episodes/episode-26-happy-birthday-columbine Duration seconds: 6370 ## Resource We discuss birthdays, anniversaries, school shootings, Security Mall in Baltimore, and Howling Mutant. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/gladiodrome-7596466/episodes/episode-26-happy-birthday-columbine/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/gladiodrome-7596466/episode-26-happy-birthday-columbine.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.