# LEVEL 575😁

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Podcast: [Girly Isabella](https://stenobird.com/podcast/girly-isabella-7824368)
Published: 2026-07-19T23:38:17+00:00
Episode link: https://blurt.media/w/5STgwzp2NMfQnj7Xt1CnnH
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Duration seconds: 35

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I just played Johnny Trigger level 575 today and it was the definition of a free win 😑 The second it started I knew this one wasn’t going to stress me. No obstacles, no laser doors, no hostages running in front of me, nothing. Just the normal Johnny Trigger setup where you walk through a building and there are a few guys standing around like they’re waiting to get shot. I was expecting 575 to be hard because the numbers are getting up there, but this one felt like a tutorial level they forgot to remove. I even took it slow at the start because I was waiting for a trick, but nothing came. First segment was calm as hell. Maybe like 4 enemies total, all of them just standing in hallways and rooms. I did a slow-mo headshot on the first guy just for vibes, then tapped the other two and moved on 😂 Nobody was shooting properly, nobody was hiding, nobody was rushing me. I walked through the whole thing without even reloading. Usually by this point in the game they start throwing in shield guys or that one dude with a shotgun who peeks from corners, but nah. Segment 1 ended in like 8 seconds and I was already at the next door thinking “is that it?” Segment 2 was the same energy. A few more guys scattered around, one of them behind a crate but that was the closest thing to an obstacle and I just curved the bullet around it 😂 No explosion guy like in 556, no boss, no timed challenge. Just point and shoot. I wasn’t even dodging because nobody’s aim was good. The whole segment felt like I was farming coins. I finished it so fast that when the mission complete screen popped up I sat there for a second waiting for segment 3. But nope, two segments and done. Easy stars, easy money, zero effort. Level 575 was easy because it was just the normal game with no extra stuff 🙂 No traps, no p…

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