# Church Mission: Impossible

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Podcast: [Girlscamp](https://stenobird.com/podcast/girlscamp-5987628)
Published: 2026-04-22T04:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://s.gum.fm/s-67a22e14d05e0896d038c13f/traffic.megaphone.fm/GBLL1796261271.mp3?updated=1776825027
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## Resource

We’re doing a bread-and-butter Girlscamp submission episode today: church mission stories. We’re chatting about crazy (and sometimes dangerous) companions, bizarre proselytizing run-ins, and what happens when you tell the Mormon missionaries you don’t believe in Joseph Smith. Come along for the ride! Crazy Mormon Mission Stories episode STALKED on a Mormon Mission episode Sister Missionary Snapchat ad Join the Girlscamp: After Dark Patreon account ⁠⁠here⁠ for two bonus episodes per month and more. For more Girlscamp content follow along on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. For ad inquiries please email girlscamp@saucemediagroup.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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