# Sex and the City S1E9: “The Turtle and the Hare” with Dylan Carlino

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Podcast: [Girls Rewatch: Sex and the City](https://stenobird.com/podcast/girls-rewatch-sex-and-the-city-7199871)
Published: 2026-04-07T07:00:00+00:00
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Dylan Carlino of spiritual sister podcast Feelin’ Girly joins us to discuss SATC S1E9, “The Turtle and the Hare.” Samantha has a full trauma-response to being rejected and Queer Eyes a baldie with bad breath, Charlotte enters vibrator psychosis and orgasms for probably the first time in her life, Miranda stages a Rabbit intervention, and Carrie considers a lavender marriage to Stanford. We discuss how the best party favor at a wedding is a tailored piece of relationship advice, Stanford’s timeless struggle as a gay without “the gay look,” the 30’s panic of relationship musical chairs, and how an ugly guy approaching you at a bar is better than a lazy hottie's DM. Time to get off the apps and into the wild! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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