# If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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Podcast: [gibop](https://stenobird.com/podcast/gibop-4683696)
Published: 2026-09-06T17:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chill-phil/episodes/If-I-Had-Legs-Id-Kick-You-2025-e3kc966
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Duration seconds: 6817

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