# Eyebrows, Beanballs, and 2.8 Runs Per Game

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Podcast: [Giant Cocktails: A San Francisco Giants Baseball Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/giant-cocktails-a-san-francisco-giants-baseball-podcast-2371318)
Published: 2026-04-17T03:05:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3079

## Resource

The Giants lose another series but somehow prove their bullpen is both broken and the best part of the team—make it make sense. Ben and Matthew break down a Reds series full of weak contact, questionable hitting philosophy, and just enough chaos (and chippiness) to keep things mildly entertaining. Also: Landen Roupp for Cy Young, probably. And maybe it's time to blame Hunter Pence—sorry, Hunter Mense—for everything. On the cocktail side, the boys are drinking… Out of Work Child Actor 1/4 oz raspberry syrup 4–6 oz ginger beer 3–4 dashes Angostura bitters Add all ingredients to a highball glass with ice. Stir gently to combine. Garnish with cherries or a lime wheel depending on your mood (or your career prospects). Fire Trucking Reds 2 oz rye whiskey 1/3 oz homemade grenadine 6 dashes Angostura bitters 1 dash orange bitters Stir all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice until well chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over a large cube. Garnish with three cherries to emotionally recover from Giants baseball. #DoItForWilson

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