# “I Fell Out of a Porta Potty”... and Other Completely Normal Mom Things Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/geriatric-mamas-6571145/i-fell-out-of-a-porta-potty-and-other-completely-normal-mom-things Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/geriatric-mamas-6571145/i-fell-out-of-a-porta-potty-and-other-completely-normal-mom-things.md Podcast: [Geriatric Mamas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/geriatric-mamas-6571145) Published: 2026-07-02T07:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://geriatricmamas.podbean.com/e/mom-life-is-wild-toddler-chaos-unsolicited-dms-the-porta-potty-disaster/ Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/xi2fdp5wfpntvhw9/Ep_106_D_ck_Pix_Maternal_Instinct_Update_and_sleep_patchesah3fj.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/geriatric-mamas-6571145/episodes/i-fell-out-of-a-porta-potty-and-other-completely-normal-mom-things Duration seconds: 3467 ## Resource Motherhood is never boring. This week on Geriatric Mamas, Sonia and Jessica share hilarious real-life stories about parenting toddlers, surviving public bathrooms, church mom meetups, unsolicited Instagram DMs, true crime, daycare safety concerns, family adventures, and the everyday chaos of motherhood after 35. If you love funny parenting stories, relatable mom life, and honest conversations about raising little kids, this episode is for you. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/geriatric-mamas-6571145/episodes/i-fell-out-of-a-porta-potty-and-other-completely-normal-mom-things/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/geriatric-mamas-6571145/i-fell-out-of-a-porta-potty-and-other-completely-normal-mom-things.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.