# Mountain Sex, Monument Fights & Are Crocs for the Trail?

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Podcast: [Gear Abby: An Outdoor Advice Column For Your Ears](https://stenobird.com/podcast/gear-abby-an-outdoor-advice-column-for-your-ears-7463155)
Published: 2026-08-01T17:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

What do you drink after a night of passionate mountain romance? Is there actually reason to be hopeful about Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante? And are Crocs secretly the ultimate outdoor shoe? This week, Shawnté tackles one of the most unforgettable hydration questions we've ever received, breaks down what's really happening with America's national monuments and welcomes thru-hiker, ultrarunner, and FKT legend Jeff Garmire to settle the Great Crocs Debate once and for all. Plus: viral poop content, sexy marmots, and Colin's anti-Crocs rant. As always, send your questions to DearGearAbby@gmail.com because no outdoor question is too weird for Gear Abby. Gear Abby is a production of Rock Fight, LLC.

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