# Zero Contents, Zero Sense: Time Capsules & Terrible School Boards

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Podcast: [Garage Logic](https://stenobird.com/podcast/garage-logic-43930)
Published: 2026-07-07T05:00:00+00:00
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We’ve got more on Chauntyll Allen, the worst school board member in America. If you thought school boards couldn’t get any more detached from reality, Allen keeps raising the bar in spectacular fashion. Then we head to Kentucky for the most underwhelming Independence Day event in recorded history: the grand opening of a time capsule buried in 1976… that contained absolutely nothing. Zero. Zilch... The perfect metaphor for 2026. The New Minnesota State Trooper logo is better than the Fraud flag but still a loss.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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