# *TEASER* Was E.T. Slimy or Dry?

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Podcast: [Future Commerce](https://stenobird.com/podcast/future-commerce-570770)
Published: 2026-06-29T13:15:00+00:00
Episode link: http://futurecommerce.fm
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