# Tommy's a Wide-Faced Menace on the Soccer Field

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Podcast: [Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day](https://stenobird.com/podcast/free-beer-and-hot-wings-free-clip-of-the-day-5898365)
Published: 2026-09-21T15:31:01+00:00
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## Resource

This morning we learned that, according to the top face researchers, men with wide faces are scientifically more likely to protect their families. That's when we decided Tommy does, in fact, have the widest face of the men on the show, but doesn't use his power for protection and caused some major damage to a young lady playing soccer. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com !

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