# How Many Farts Are You Supposed to Average a Day?

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Podcast: [Free Beer and Hot Wings: Free Clip of the Day](https://stenobird.com/podcast/free-beer-and-hot-wings-free-clip-of-the-day-5898365)
Published: 2026-06-09T15:36:12+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8914371
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Duration seconds: 728

## Resource

A recent study found how often, on average, people are farting a day and the results were shockingly...low? It of course led us to a deep dive on Free Beer's "graveyard farts", when and where we've cropdusted and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com !

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