# 315 - Chaturbate for God

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-08-21T18:10:29+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/fortune-kit/315-chaturbate-for-god
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Duration seconds: 3648

## Resource

Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

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