# 313 - Portal Potty [Patreon Preview]

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-08-07T16:36:39+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/fortune-kit/313-portal-potty-patreon
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Duration seconds: 239

## Resource

Festivalgoers are passing around Katy Perry and a box/bag of piss. Sesame Street has a new Chappell Roan parody that can help adult music fans understand when they need to use the bathroom. Boy George, the self-appointed King of the Jews, is opposed by a man named Pontius. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts/313-portal-potty-166040640

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