# 312 - Hague House

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-07-31T14:44:51+00:00
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All of the latest stories in music are about pissing and shitting and farting. There's just no getting around it. Also The Hague is having a Shrek Rave, possibly to lure Netanyahu to the ICC with the type of lame rave Zionists love. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

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