# 311 - People Who Can From Nothing

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-07-17T16:24:54+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/fortune-kit/311-people-who-can-from
Audio file: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2362881854-fortune-kit-311-people-who-can-from.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3452

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