# 301 - Don't You Wish Your 2nd Wife Was Hot Like Me [Patreon Preview]

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-05-01T14:36:16+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/fortune-kit/301-dont-you-wish-your-2nd
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