# 299 - Soulja Girl Baked Potato

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-04-17T16:52:33+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/fortune-kit/299-soulja-girl-baked-potato
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Duration seconds: 3415

## Resource

Alex doesn't want Soulja Boy to get his penis burned by a hot baked potato. Pokemon cards should be currency in prison. Denzel Curry thinks aliens fuck with his music but realistically, there's a good chance that the first song aliens hear from humans will be A.I. generated. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

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