# 286 - Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop

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Podcast: [Fortune Kit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fortune-kit-344074)
Published: 2026-01-09T18:43:50+00:00
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## Resource

Charles and Alex visit Eric Alper's website to read the article "Step by Step Guide to Buying the Ideal Legal Highs." Plus, Elon should do a new Voyager gold disk with Brony dubstep and "America, Fuck Yeah" on it and Anne Geddes should be Trump's photographer. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

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