# The Thousand Year Old Vampire - Episode Seven - The Hazards of Love

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Podcast: [Five Games for Doomsday](https://stenobird.com/podcast/five-games-for-doomsday-522966)
Published: 2026-05-16T04:00:02+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2422

## Resource

In this classic rerun of Ben's solo RPG series we see the haards of love. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/five-games-for-doomsday--5631121/support . Support the show here

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