# So Imagine a Burger (S5 EP 6 "Brawl in Cell Block 9-1-1")

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Podcast: [First Respodcast: A 9-1-1 Watch-Along](https://stenobird.com/podcast/first-respodcast-a-9-1-1-watch-along-7058357)
Published: 2026-03-06T17:15:23+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/first-respodcast/2606251
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Duration seconds: 6312

## Resource

This week's season 5 episode is a bit of a nothing burger, but at least there's a good deal of Buddie to go around. Also, if you have the cilantro soap gene, you're dead to me. Listen to our latest Patreon episode where we identify fanfic tropes in 9-1-1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-in-151909261?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Twitter: https://x.com/FirstRespodcast Jane: https://x.com/jane_mulcahy Ryan: https://x.com/dancommadirty YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstRespodcast

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