# FDFU August and Gerardo: What in the world is a "Fartumentary"!?

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Podcast: [First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/first-date-follow-up-the-jubal-show-1815972)
Published: 2026-07-14T15:40:19+00:00
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Duration seconds: 660

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Gerardo thought he had found "the one" after an unforgettable weekend with August—complete with a romantic horseback ride, wine tasting, and cozy nights together. But after what he calls the best date of his life, August suddenly disappeared. Gerardo is convinced it's because of his infamous 44-minute "Fartumentary"... but when the truth finally comes out, no one sees it coming. Find out what really ended this promising romance in this hilarious and unforgettable  First Date Follow Up . SEO Keywords: First Date Follow Up, Gerardo and August, why she ghosted him, ghosting story, dating podcast, relationship advice, awkward dating moments, funny podcast clips, fartumentary, dating fail, second date, radio show, modern dating, dating humor, relationship drama. Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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