# Stokely from The Faculty Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/final-girls-7150308/stokely-from-the-faculty Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/final-girls-7150308/stokely-from-the-faculty.md Podcast: [Final Girls](https://stenobird.com/podcast/final-girls-7150308) Published: 2026-07-15T07:00:00+00:00 Episode link: http://www.final-girls.com Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/f702f388-0f4a-488a-97c2-f2363392bd46.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/final-girls-7150308/episodes/stokely-from-the-faculty Duration seconds: 2880 ## Resource Angsty goth girls unite! Stokely is our Final Girl in 1998’s teen horror cult classic The Faculty, and this week we’re chasing her story like the queen alien who chases Frodo through the gymnasium. This movie has one of the most STACKED casts of all time, including YOUNG JON STEWART WITH A GOATEE??? We also cover whether Planet Hollywood is still a thing and the Cabin in the Woods/the Faculty easter egg fan theory. Go Hornets! We changed our Patreon! We now only have ONE level for $5. This level has TWO extra podcast episodes per month. But don't think of it that way. Think of it as a tip, like getting us a Diet Coke (for Sarah) or coffee (for Kellie). πŸ’• Find us at final-girls.com and check out our Patreon . Please leave us a rating or review! :) ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/final-girls-7150308/episodes/stokely-from-the-faculty/transcription-requests` β€” Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/final-girls-7150308/stokely-from-the-faculty.md` β€” Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.