# TCND: Teach Those Toddlers (Okay, Mommy!) [The Comedian Next Door] Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers-okay-mommy-the-comedian-next-door Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers-okay-mommy-the-comedian-next-door.md Podcast: [Fight Laugh Feast USA](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827) Published: 2026-05-11T11:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://app.dropwave.io/episode/0c70e059-8de0-42c7-b834-69ce07aaaaed/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers.mp3 Audio file: https://app.dropwave.io/episode/0c70e059-8de0-42c7-b834-69ce07aaaaed/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827/episodes/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers-okay-mommy-the-comedian-next-door Duration seconds: 2996 ## Resource Hey, Neighbor!  No surprise, but we didn't record a new intro yet! Also--don't use AI to add the soccer schedule to your calendar. Trust us--it's not worth it!  NEXT: If you aren't getting into daily power battles with your toddler, are you even parenting?! The Peaches shares the most recent naptime battle... Luke leaves the table several times, but he has some opinions, too!   Reach out to the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .  ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827/episodes/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers-okay-mommy-the-comedian-next-door/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/fight-laugh-feast-usa-5063827/tcnd-teach-those-toddlers-okay-mommy-the-comedian-next-door.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.