# "So My Dog Ate My V**rator..." w/ Ashby Florence | FESSPOOL | Ep. 13

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Published: 2026-06-25T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Thank you to our Sponsor: NOCD • NOCD: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://treatmyocd.com Fesspool is… A petri full of dirty little secrets dished by our audience, the germs. Join the mess and watch Arasha & a guest star react and respond live to audience-submitted confessions. Want us to react to YOUR wild confessions on the show? Call us at (213) 421-1964 and leave a voicemail for your chance to be on next week's episode! Chapters: 00:00 | Intro 00:30 | Welcome Ashby Florence! 10:10 | Caller #1 - Sorry I'm Late My Dog Ate My Vibrator 13:49 | Caller #2 - Lesbian Sleeps With Her Guy Friends Because She Feels Bad 17:20 | Caller #3 - (TRIGGER WARNING: Bodily Fluids) Urine Bad Daughter 22:40 | Caller #4 - (TRIGGER WARNING: Human Remains) A Little Pep In Grandma's Step 27:15 | Caller #5 - Either The Best Or Worst X-Men Power 34:25 | Caller #6 - Dead Beat Dads Can Run But They Can't Hide 40:52 | Caller #7 - (TRIGGER WARNING: Non Consensual Affection During Sleep) Day Dream NOT When They Dream 47:07 | Caller #8 - (TRIGGER WARNING: Grooming) Teacher Crosses Over After Crossing The Line 55:14 | Caller #9 - Your Pad, My Pad, My Bad More Ashby Florence IG: https://www.instagram.com/ashby/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@_ashbyflorence_ More Fesspool Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/people/Fesspool/61587791199266⁠ TikTok: ⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@fesspoolpod?lang=en Snapchat: ⁠https://www.snapchat.com/@fesspoolpod⁠ More Arasha Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/arashababy⁠ TikTok: ⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@⁠⁠arashababy⁠ Theme Song By Josh Fleury Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/josh.fleury Produced by 7EQUIS Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/7EQUIS Website: ⁠https://www…

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