# Off Campus: Episodes 5-8 - All Is Not Wellsy

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Podcast: [Eyes on Screen](https://stenobird.com/podcast/eyes-on-screen-7796008)
Published: 2026-07-08T10:11:08+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/eyes-on-screen/episodes/off-campus-episodes-5-8-thanks-we-hated-it
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## Resource

We're back — all four of us together again. We're Fiona Williams, Sana Qadar, Haidee Ireland and Natalie Hambly, and after a big June (Sydney Film Festival, a World Cup, a house move and a job change between us), we are finishing what we started with the second half of Off Campus . Episodes five through eight — does it get better? Honestly, yes, a little. We get into what the show actually does well, what Hannah and Garrett's relationship tells us about what young women want from love right now, and attempt to tackle the correct way to show a penis on television. Plus — what are our all-time favourite screen romances? Haidee and Fiona dig deep into the yearning for this one! In the Mood for Love , All of Us Strangers , Heartstopper and Truly Madly Deeply (and more) all get a mention. What are your favourites? Follow Eyes on Screen on Instagram: @eyesonscreenpod or email us at hello@eyesonscreen.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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