# Getting ourselves in trouble *Tarte Trip Tea* with Dylan

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Podcast: [Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder](https://stenobird.com/podcast/extra-dirty-with-hallie-batchelder-7122385)
Published: 2026-01-01T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://iamunwell.com/
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SL*TS HALLIE IS BACK!! And it's 2026! We're starting strong with the man and legend Dylan Kevitch! Hallie and Dylan recap Trippin with Tarte from a few weeks ago, the RUMORS online they've seen about the trip, and Dylan getting hate for the first time (back off our man!!). We get an update on Dylan's boy situation (happy hump day) and Hallie's man qualifications. Then Hallie and Dylan play a NEW segment 'BOUJ or FLEMGTH' where they debate hot topics like beach dates, espresso martinis, someone ordering for the table, drinking dairy milk, non-sexual sleepovers, and more! Besos babe and cheers to 2026!! 💋

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