# SPILLED SECRETS

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Podcast: [Evil Thoughts](https://stenobird.com/podcast/evil-thoughts-326350)
Published: 2026-05-08T18:08:02+00:00
Episode link: https://joecrummey.libsyn.com/slick-secrets
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Duration seconds: 1100

## Resource

Buckle up, truth-chasers—today's the day the government finally cracks open the vault. "Evil Trump" just unleashed the first official drop of never-before-seen UFO/UAP files, complete w/ photos, vids, and pilot reports! Meanwhile, halfway across the world, Iran's excess oil is literally slipping into the Persian Gulf—massive slicks visible from space amid the ongoing Hormuz blockade chaos. Coincidence? Distraction? Or just another wild Friday in 2026? We break it all down with zero filter, maximum spice. And don't forget.... LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

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