# GIVE WAR A CHANCE

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Podcast: [Evil Thoughts](https://stenobird.com/podcast/evil-thoughts-326350)
Published: 2026-05-19T18:05:10+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1102

## Resource

Persian Gulf about to EXPLODE… but the NYT's already gone full Iranian propaganda mode! Kevin O'Leary just bodied millennials for dropping $28 on lunch like it's a war crime. Elon's baby mama claims he straight-up engineered the 2024 election… w/ 10,000 space lasers. And Jesse Watters "confirms" there are FOUR kinds of space aliens currently chilling in U.S. government custody. Give war a chance, or... LEAVE ROOM 4 JESUS: https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

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